“ An average of seventy-four species become extinct every day, which was one good reason but not the only one to hold someone’s hand… ”
(Source: endlessdisney)
Some fancy about me thing:
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Emily
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair Style/Color: ahhh it’s long and blonde and i usually keep it back in a clip now a days
- Height: 5’
- Clothing style: loose and comfy
- Best physical feature: Freckles!!!LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: everyone leaving, failing, being nable to support myself, family members dying.
- Your guilty pleasure: Romcoms.
- Ambitions for the future: Get my EMT certification and maybe work at Disney with it!!LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: “What time is it..?”
- What you think about most: Story ideas, when I should sleep again, what/when am i going to eat next.
- What you think about before bed: “Fuck I was up all night again.”
- You think your best quality is: My confidence in myself and in others. Also I’m fucking hilariousLAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single dates.
- To be loved or respected: So would it be, feared and respected or love and underestimated? In which case I’d rather be loved and underestimated.
- Beauty or brains: I can’t just have one. I need both. I need someone who can keep up with me but is still attractive. On the other hand I don’t want someone who’s smarter than me. It’s a delicate balance.
- Dogs or cats: Cats!LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Yes. A lot
- Believe in yourself: I can do anything
- Believe in love: More than anything in the world- Want someone: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yep!
- Done drugs: This too.
- Changed who you were to fit in: yeahLAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Redredred
- Favorite animal: My cats
- Favorite movie: Of all time? The Lion King
- Favorite game: That Booty CreedLAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: A monday
- How old will you be: 21
- Age you lost your virginity: holy crap how old was i uh. 17. yeah 17.
- Does age matter: Depends on how large the gap isLAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Funny, sweet, and just a bit cantankerous
- Best eye color: brown!
- Best hair color: I like all the colours
- Best thing to do with a partner: Lay in bed with them and read while they do something, be it read or play a game or even sleep.LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: you a lot.
- I feel: so tired.
- I hide: from you.
- I miss: my boy.
- I wish: you were here.
(Source: languidcrow)
benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too)
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name
You are like:
And they are like:
(Source: theninjamage)
