an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:
give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
arguing with tall people like “don’t make me come up there”
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace
From midtown to downtown
Snakes on a block
I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye…